“Why the hell didn’t I know about you before?”
Once it became clear that our X introduction was going somewhere, I tried to expand the conversation with my new partner a little beyond “so, what day and what time are we filming?”
First of all, he has the perfect porn name: Kai Meloni.
Then there’s the perfect look — like an image from the eighties somehow came to life. You look at him and immediately think: this guy clearly enjoys what he does. We’re going to have fun.
And, as I discovered later, the skills matched the packaging. He can do pretty much anything.
“So why were you hiding from me?”
This happened at a point when I thought I already knew every suitable guy in São Paulo. No more surprises unless some interesting newcomer appeared. Anyone I’d somehow missed simply wasn’t a good match because, as someone once rather elegantly put it, “our brand values are different.”
I actually borrowed that phrase from a very well-known Argentini
